Easter Jokes

When it comes to Easter, it is clear that the first thought on your minds wouldn’t be Easter Jokes. But you would be surprised to know that there are some real bangers here. So, since Easter is also a holiday centered on giving sweet treats, we will be providing you guys with some sweet and juicy Easter Jokes right here. Let the fun begin!

Easter Jokes For Kids

Now Easter is for kids so we should have some jokes in here that the kids will enjoy. Sure you might be labeled as the “Dad jokes guy,” but we see it as worth it.

Easter Jokes For Kids

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Answer: Fry-day.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide?
Answer: cause he’s a little chicken.

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
Answer: from an eggplant.

How do you make Easter easier?
Answer: you replace the “t” with an “I.”

Easter Jokes For Adults

We can’t leave out adult audience behind. We are pretty sure that an adult audience is the only audience we have. Therefore, it is our duty to provide for you and provide for you we shall. Here are some Easter jokes for Adults that are over 18.

Easter Jokes For Adults

Dirty Easter Jokes

Why wouldn’t you want to be an Easter egg?
Answer: you only get laid once.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
Answer: it might take me a while to get hard because I just got laid by some chick.

I think it’s great that the supermarkets are doing “Buy one and get one free” on Easter eggs now.

The punchline, it’s brilliant because if you’re in a relationship you can get one each and if you’re a single woman, you can have both and try to eat away your loneliness.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
The answer, it took years off his life!

Easter Jokes For Classroom

While the aim of a joke is to make us laugh there are some that just have been out in the sun for too long. And for jokes like that, there isn’t much laughter to be had from them. However, if you want to mess around with your mates in the classroom than such Easter jokes for the classroom will be perfect for you. Here are some Easter jokes that will make you cringe!

Easter Jokes For Classroom

Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
Answer: because their cable was scrambled.

How did the Easter Bunny dry himself after getting wet in the rain?
Answer: with a hairdryer.

Why was the father egg so strict?
Answer: He was hard-boiled.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Answer: Napoleon Bunnyparte!

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport?
Answer: Basketball.

Odd Easter Jokes

Some things are just weird, and here while looking for the best Easter jokes we found some pretty weird Easter jokes on the internet. Here are some of our pics for the oddest jokes we found Easter themed.

Odd Easter Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit’s foot with poison ivy?
Answer: a rash of good luck.

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
Answer: they’re both famous for stuffing baskets.

Funny Easter Jokes

Knock, knock! Whos there Donna. Donna who Donna want to decorate some eggs Knock, knock! Whos there Wendy. Wendy who Wendy Easter Bunny coming Knock, knock! Whos there Arthur. Arthur who? He is any more eggs to decorate.

Funny Easter Jokes

Easter Bunny Jokes

Maybe we haven’t offered you what we initially set out to, we apologize and hope that there is the kind of Easter bunny jokes that will make you laugh. Let’s get it on!

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Answer: Two points, just like anyone else.

How does Easter end?
Answer: With an R!

What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?
Answer: I have no idea, but I bet it’s messy!

Why did the egg cross the road?
Answer: to get to the shell station!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Neither, the Easter Bunny!

What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
An Easter egg rolling down the hill.

Easter Jokes that knock

Hey! Wanna hear a knock-knock joke? Well too bad here are some anyway. If you like em well and good if not…well…we don’t know why don’t you give us something better in the comments down below.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Her Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who? He is any more eggs to decorate?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
He likes to have an Easter basket like yours.
Knock, Knock?
Who’s there?
Ana
Ana who?
She is other Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?  Do you like a chocolate bunny?

So those were some of the Easter jokes we wanted to share with you guys seeing that Easter is just around the corner. We hope that you found at least one joke a little funny as that would make our day. You can also check our latest article on Easter Poems.